Shorts Below Freezing Now Available In Print!

Shorts Below Freezing is proud to announce that you are now able to enjoy the cool internet stylings of Remus Thirty without a computer! For the first time ever, see it on the page, not the screen.

We've compiled not just the best few entries, but THE ENTIRETY OF 2008's POSTS into one convenient volume for your enjoyment. That's right, you can now order Shorts Below Freezing: The Complete 2008 Collection by Remus Thirty for your home library.

Interested in seeing everything Remus Thirty had to say in 2008? Follow this link to satisfy your curiosity with the ultimate coffee table book for today's reader.

Thanks for your continued support, and enjoy reliving 2008 with Shorts Below Freezing: The Complete 2008 Collection!

Strike Over, Back to Work

Today the unpopular, rarely-read blog "Shorts Below Freezing" caved to the demands of it's sole employee, blog author Remus Thirty after just over two years of intense negotiation. Thirty had been on strike, refusing to write new entries unless "Shorts Below Freezing" would agree to an employee benefits package including:

• Unrestricted access to tasty cereals
• A 22% pay raise, pre-tax (from $0.00 per hour to $0.00 per hour)
• The best health insurance program that 15% of the new wage could afford
• Cigarette breaks for employees who smoke (Thirty does not)
• Video games (this demand was concise, yet vague in its intended implementation)
• Some nachos
• A larger reader base

As of this date, all of the above demands have been met, except for the final one. Thirty expressed a willingness to negotiate finally, and returned to work in spite of a complete lack of interest or demand. Watch this blog for updates now appearing with greater frequency than one every two years.